Today...
*My daughters decided that markers are a great substitute for make-up
*One child pooped 8 times into diapers
*I learned that my home/family present a hostile work environment to treatment providers
*The girls thought stripping down in the yard and rolling in mud pits was totally the right thing to do an hour before the school open house
*The school open house - I give you two guesses how I feel about these events
* I did not have breakfast or lunch unless a few handfuls of tortilla chips and half a cupcake count
*Someone asked to use my guest bath which was in a total disaster state
*I let one child play with the water/hose for a full two hours (connect to bullet point four) - shame on my environmental conscience
*We set off our fire alarm
*I discovered a mystery rash on one of the kids
And now, if you'll excuse me, I need some Eierlikoer.
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Sounds like school needs to start...:)
ReplyDeleteYikes...you've had more than your share of "interesting" days lately, friend.
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